Things I Learnt From Last Night

• Free Booze Hurts



• B totally slept with M and has outed him as a [redacted] (ohmygawd)
  
  
• Tequila is still my enemy and whenever I think "oh, how bad can it be?" I relearn just How Bad It Can Be



• I totally have to stop kissing my friends



• Despite canoodling with a boy in the corner of Misty, Simon is not gay, he is rampantly heterosexual. I should've known - his shoes are always hideous



• I have a crush on an artist who is totally not my type. I predict this is going to end badly/go nowhere.