Got 2 Let U Know

So, like, I now totally exist on the internet. Not just in my mind anymore! Isn't that the greatest? It's like finally being passed a note in class or finally being included on that hilarious "photos of The Hoff" mailing list at work - finally, finally someone has meme'd me. Like, wow.

I'm Not Craig has not only called me a genius (which is quite enough to make me spazz out for the next little while) but has also tagged me. And now I get to write All About Myself because I do too little of that already.

1. Three Things That Scare Me
1. That scene at the start of Scream where Drew Barrymore's parent's come home and she's on the edge of the porch trying to scream but they can't hear her cos her throat's been cut.

2.Old age

3. The idea of being mowed down by a rogue 10 tonne truck whilst crossing the street

Three Things That Make Me Laugh
1. Schadenfreude

2. Mah Park and the girls

3. Hangovers

Three Things I Hate The Most
1. Ugly clothes

2. Tuna in a can

3. John Howard (I know, I know, it's been done...)

Three Things I'm Doing Right Now
1. Gazing off into the middle distance

2. Trying to think of ways to stop The Cat from yowling short of breaking its neck

3. Not answering the phone

Three Things I Want To Do Before I Die
1. Eat a steak in Argentina

2. Throw a punch

3. Learn a language well enough to tell a joke in it

Three Things I Can Do
1. Forget things

2. Some steps of the Argentine tango

3. Cook

Three Words to Describe Me
1. alive

2. homosapien

3. literate

Three Things I Can't Do
1. Cut in a straight line

2. Not fight with my sister

3. Hit a six in cricket

Three Things You Should Listen To
1. Me

2. My mother

3. Your stomach

Three Things You Should Never Listen To
1. The Talking Parrot

2. Wowsers

3. Paris Hilton

Three Things I'd Like To Learn
1. How to remeber people's names

2. Why people buy Hallmark cards

3. Who that guy in Ask A Ninja and why he has such a fucked up accent

Three favourite foods
1. Curry (any country as long as it's hot)

2. Tofu

3. steak tartare at MoVida

Three Beverages I Drink Regularly
1. Coffee

2. Soda water

3. Wine

holy crap, how much longer?

Three Shows I watched as a smaller(er) person
1. Count Duckula

2. Dr Who

3. Degrassi

Three People I am Tagging
Umm....

Audrey

That's Mister Nora To You, Sonny

mskp

Because they were foolish enough to leave comments two months ago and I'm still fooling myself that anyone is reading this...

whew.