Pop Quiz

"How old are you?"

.... er.... what?

Yesterday I ventured into the future and met The Youth. I had forgotten that 19 and 20 year olds are apparently obsessed with how old you are and where you came from ("um....the cabbage patch??")

Luckily some of The Kids are also storkishly tall and not adverse to picking me up and throwing me over their shoulders.

Why do I end up at bar open, why? why??