Take the Long Walk Home

Honestly, if I had accepted a lift from Budgie the freaking Helicopter via way of the South/North pole and back again I think I might've reached home sooner



But that was hardly the point now, was it?

So I had a not unsatisfactory perambulation. I learnt that:

• My phone has no flash



• Cider makes me bloat like a beached whale



• It takes more than one to get home..... but one will do if you weild it like a weapon



• There is no breeze



• I think there might be something going on between one late night RACV driver and an establishment near my house.... Ooooh...

So I guess tomorrow I can venture out and buy as much feta as I want. Whew.